That's What She Said!

tangina

• Huever: H?
• Me: Who's this?
• Huever: MaCk po.hw abouT u,
• Me: Never text me again.
• Huever: Pde po bng mkpgfwnd? me ng b'cARD po ng nO. MU xken eh.ad mu po q f.s maCK2x@y.c tnx po, wt nga po pla name mu
• Huever: NkKpgfwend lng naman po eh.lm qng mayaman at maganda ka,pero wag naman po xna ganun
• Me: How the hell did you know that? if you don't know me? I'm not being mean, pero leave me the FUCK alone. I don't give a shit, okay? stop texting me.
• Huever: PDe Po ba malaman name mu?
• Huever: NkKpagkaibigan lang naman po, d pdE met PO TAU, tga xn ka po b?
• Huever: Yaw mu tlga mkpgfwnd ad mu nlng aq f.s kht dun lng po, tnx po. ingt po cgue po
• Me: No, No one uses friendster anymore and thank you for stopping.
• Huever: Anu po? tagalog k kc FILIPINO TAU, whr dD U leave? pdE MET po tau, hw old ru? nd froM WT schol?
• Huever: magrep k nmn PU. Iln taon na po kaw?
• Me: TANGINA DI KA BA MAKAINTINDI? WAG TANGA PWEDE? KUNG AYAW, AYAW! MATUTO KA RUMESPETO!
• Huever: di na nagreply.